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You like drive ins and zombie films. How can you say you hate humans when you have an affection for the things we create?
Anonymous

Considering I don’t hate humans, your guess is as good as mine.

... You and Starscream get shipped all the time *just*because you preened his wings? You *do* realize we don't have any footage of you doing that. Knockout.
Anonymous

Nor will you ever.

But why do you get alot more time in Starscream's fantasy relationship life than Soundwave, or Shockwave, or most anyone else?
Anonymous

Because I was the one to preen his wings regularly.

Something Soundwave and Shockwave — at least to the best of my knowledge — never did.

Major Lazer - “Hold The Line”

Everyone needs a little Major Lazer in their life.

Will someone please tell these humans to stop their incessant babbling? They’re drowning out a perfectly good driving song, and it’s terribly rude.

I would have to say Cosmic Rust was the illness that inspired the most impressive amounts of paranoia; Cybertronians never forgot about the time it spread to pandemic proportions. But in general, we had far more public panics than actual outbreaks.
As for my own personal opinion? Red Rust, Cosmic Rust, and cybonic plague may make for fantastic horror stories, but it’s neural rust keeps me up at night.
Hard to detect, harder to treat, and it seems to take a fetid delight in killing as torturously as possible.

I would have to say Cosmic Rust was the illness that inspired the most impressive amounts of paranoia; Cybertronians never forgot about the time it spread to pandemic proportions. But in general, we had far more public panics than actual outbreaks.

As for my own personal opinion? Red Rust, Cosmic Rust, and cybonic plague may make for fantastic horror stories, but it’s neural rust keeps me up at night.

Hard to detect, harder to treat, and it seems to take a fetid delight in killing as torturously as possible.

(contrary to the ask button, I refuse to inappropriate!) Knock out, sir! It appears that A cybertroinian friend has.. er, lost his foot. How do you fix something of this situation?

To answer this, I have to ask you a few questions in return.

1) Was this a traumatic injury or the result of corrosion and/or illness?

2) How much foot, if any, is left to salvage?

3) Is the appendicular strut showing? Thick, rounded bit of metal square in the center of the limb?

Why are people so invested in you and Starscream's fantasy relationship?
Anonymous

Starscream’s fantasy relationships seem to be an unusual source of fascination to everyone. Possibly because he doesn’t devote a lot of time to shouting about his not-so-fantasy personal life.

I'm not cute- you're cute. The cutest.

Keep up with that sort of talk and I can’t be held responsible for what the anons do.

Ahh, the insightful things I miss by recharging early…

Ahh, the insightful things I miss by recharging early…

Eh, I doubt you'd leave him unsatisfied. I could see it as a personal affront to your skill at fooling around. Also, he'd never let you hear the end of it. Quickest argument winner /ever/.
Anonymous

Starscream and I couldn’t even coordinate a coup without it ending in a violent argument. Do you honestly think we’d be able to pull off interfacing?