High Gloss Finish

ask-smokescreen:

alternatively some kind of huge thing with all five of us. you, knockers, me, breaks. I’m not exactly sure how it’d work but it’d be cool if it does work

Funny you should mention that. Some of the more adventurous friends I used to keep always considered five to be the limit for these types of things.

Any more than five and things just became confusing, they used to say.

No. It means guessing games will get you nothing from me, so you may as well quit while you’re ahead.

No. It means guessing games will get you nothing from me, so you may as well quit while you’re ahead.

ask-smokescreen said: Of course not! During the movie, we’re watching it. And we’re stayign for the credits, too. They always have stuff after. I mean doing things after.

Ahh, alright. Now that’s a more plausible scenario. 

Plausible and very promising.

comradewodka said: Well, it’s you, darling. Why wouldn’t his rims be killer?

Point, point.

It's Soundwave. Specifically, slenderwave. Or your Starscream.
Anonymous

Stop guessing!

It's Gemini, isn't it. Or Virgo. One of them.
Anonymous

No. No Eradicons. 

Certainly none of the Eradicons I’ve worked with.

Okay, we can negotiate. What'll it take to get another illicit reveal?
Anonymous

The mood striking me.

Please write porn. Please.
Anonymous

You should see some of the things I left on Breakdown’s datapad back when we were younger.

And again when we were slightly-less-than-younger.

wel wel wl well ive bhavd fantasie about you and breakdon too. like I think about if we all went to movies and watched all the marvel movies at a drive in and did things. yep.

Not during the actual movie, I hope. Because I’ll tell you right now, there’s no chance of distracting Breakdown during an Avengers movie. Absolutely none.

Trust me. 

Who, uh. Who else have you dreamed about, Herr Doktor?
Anonymous

Now, now. Let’s not be greedy.

One illicit fantasy at a time.